it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
honey bunches of taint.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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