we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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