Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
You need Xanax blowdarts
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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