I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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