Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
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i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
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I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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