The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
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The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
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i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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