Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
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I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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