Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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