Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
May the power of my ass compel you!!
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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