I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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