awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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