STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
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im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
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Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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