no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
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