so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
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