I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
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The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
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I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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