Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
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You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
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He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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