Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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