i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I came so hard my ears popped.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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