You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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