I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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