I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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