i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Randomize