Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I'm having to shit out rocks
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