My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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