Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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