is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
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How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
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Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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