He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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