I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
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