Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
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Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
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how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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