Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
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omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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