I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
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