do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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