You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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