i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
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yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
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Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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