the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
birth control should be required to get into college
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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