i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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