ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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