I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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