Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
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yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
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We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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