Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
No I am not eating basil off your cock
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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