I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
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his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
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So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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