Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
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All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
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Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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