It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
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