How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
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Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
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if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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