yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
he laminated a picture of his dick.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
be right there i have to get my cape
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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