sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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