My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
where am i from again
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
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