Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
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