I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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