No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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