Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I looked at my own cervix.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
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I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
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the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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