They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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