i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
it's like iHOP with fire
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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