I am puke
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
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he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
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Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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