just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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