I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
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driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
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I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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